Relentless Cookies (AAAA-) $140/oz
Banana Cream Cake, also known as "Banana Cake," is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Wedding Cake with Monkey Banana. Banana Cake produces uplifting effects that will leave you in a blissful mood. Consumers say this strain is an ideal choice for your wake and bake session as long as you consume in small doses. Because Banana Cake's THC level hovers around 21%, this strain may be overwhelming to some novice cannabis consumers. This strain features a banana forward flavor profile that will hit you in the nostrils upon opening your stash. The aroma is similar, with a creamy and cool finish on the exhale. Medical marijuana patients choose Banana Cake to relieve symptoms associated with chronic depression, nausea, and pain. According to growers, this strain flowers into dense, light green nugs with tiny orange hairs and a coating of frosty trichomes. Banana Cake was originally bred by Paisa Grow Seeds.
Runtz (AAA-) $80/oz
SeaWarp (AAA) **$60/oz**
SeaWarp, also known as “SW,” is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Sea Level X Ben Johnson X Texeda Timewarp strains. Best known for its mind-warping effects and high level of potency, SeaWarp is perfect for any hybrid lover who appreciates a slight indica lean. The high comes on fast and hard, slamming into your mind with a lifted sense of creativity and euphoria. You'll feel an influx motivation and sociability that is perfect for helping you carry on conversations with those around you with ease. As you chat the day or night away, a sense of relaxation will wash over your body, leaving you fully couch-locked and pretty sleepy. Thanks to these effects and its high 18% + average THC level, SeaWarp is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, nausea or appetite loss, chronic stress or anxiety, depression and chronic fatigue. This bud has a sweet and sour lemony citrus flavor with a rich earthy woody aroma to match. SeaWarp buds have fluffy elongated bright neon green nugs with vibrant orange hairs and a coating of frosty clear crystal trichomes dripping with sweet sticky resin.
SFV Pink OG
SFV OG Pink, also known as "San Fernando Valley OG," "San Fernando Valley Kush," and "San Fernando Valley" is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain from Cali Connection that is great for patients who need strong pain relief but don’t want to be stuck on the couch. As the name indicates, this OG Kush relative originates from California’s San Fernando Valley. Although their names are barely distinguishable, SFV OG Kush is actually the Afghani-crossed child to SFV OG. Leading with aromatic notes of earthy pine and lemon, its body effects take a little longer to feel than the initial head haziness.
Shogun
Experience: Upon consuming Shogun, users are met with an initial surge of euphoria that stimulates the mind, sparking creativity and a feeling of contentment. This mental uplift is accompanied by a wave of energetic clarity that encourages physical activity and engagement in creative or social activities. Its ability to sharpen focus makes Shogun particularly effective during busy days or when tackling challenging projects.
Ideal For: Creative Endeavors: Artists, writers, and anyone involved in creative work will find Shogun’s cerebral stimulation to be a valuable asset. Social Activities: Its uplifting effect makes it perfect for social gatherings, enhancing conversations and overall enjoyment. Daytime Management of Symptoms: Patients looking for relief from mental health issues during the day without the sedation often associated with indica strains.
Shogun is more than just a cannabis strain; it's a tool for empowerment, enhancing mental acuity and energy in a way that few other strains can. Whether you're seeking to invigorate your mind for creative tasks, energize your social interactions, or simply enjoy a potent and flavorful smoke, Shogun offers a royal experience that's hard to surpass.
Skywalker OG (AAAA)
Skywalker is a 50/50 hybrid strain with a THC count of up to 15 percent. Well loved by many for the fruity aroma and taste that is coupled with a rather mellow Indica style high. Quickly creeping in is a sense of euphoria that, while not often leading to couch-lock, will usually leave a user feeling a little lazy, perhaps even sleepy. This strain is great for relaxation as the other cerebral effects follow, uplifting users and making them feel happy. The body high that accompanies these effects is mild in comparison to some pure Indicas but still numbingly potent, as is Skywalker's munchies effect. Unfortunately this strain is not deprived of the usual negative effects; dry eyes and mouth, dizziness, paranoia and headaches.
Sour Amnesia (AAA+) $125/oz
Sour Amnesia buds exhibit an enticing appearance, characterized by large, dense, and tightly packed lime green nugs. Vibrant pink and purple undertones add to its visual allure, while a generous layer of frosty white trichomes creates a sandy, crystalline coating.
Indulge in the captivating potency and therapeutic benefits of Sour Amnesia. Experience a serene cerebral journey, accompanied by a relaxing physical embrace. Let the sharp aroma, intriguing flavors, and powerful effects transport you to a state of blissful relief.
Sour Cheese (AAA+)
The high induced by Sour Cheese is renowned for its balanced effects on both the mind and body. Users report an initial sense of relaxation and euphoria, coupled with an uplifted mood. As the high progresses, a gentle couch-lock sensation sets in, offering a mild sedative effect without causing drowsiness. Throughout the experience, you can expect significant relief for both mental and physical discomfort.
Sour Cheese is highly regarded for its medicinal applications. It is especially beneficial for individuals seeking relief from conditions such as glaucoma, arthritis, and chronic pain resulting from injury or illness. Its well-rounded effects make it a popular choice among medical cannabis users.
Sour Mango (AAA+) 🥭
Sour Mango is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) resulting from a cross between Sour Diesel and Mango Haze. Renowned for its unique flavor and energizing effects, it offers a sour tropical mango taste with hints of spicy diesel. The aroma combines spicy diesel with sour tropical citrus and fresh mango. Consuming Sour Mango leads to an invigorating high that uplifts the mood, induces euphoria, and brings about a giggly sensation. Users might also experience a physical tingle that energizes the muscles. Given its THC content of 23-25%, it's beneficial for addressing chronic fatigue, depression, stress, appetite loss, and nausea. The bud features bright neon green nugs, rusty orange hairs, and a layer of white crystal trichomes.
Strawberry Banana (AAA) $60/oz
Indica Dominant Hybrid 70% Indica / 30% Sativa THC: 22% – 26%
Strawberry Banana is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created by breeders at the infamous Serious Seeds farms as potent cross between the popular Strawberry Bubblegum X Crocket’s Banana Kush strains. This dank bud boasts an average THC level ranging from 22-26% and a myriad of surprisingly well-balanced indica and sativa effects. Users describe the Strawberry Banana high as one that starts with a mild head buzz and then slowly builds into an intense euphoric and uplifted cerebral head high, leaving you relaxed and focused. This is accompanied by full-body relief and a warming body buzz that leaves you slightly sedated and couch-locked with a moderate case of the munchies. Due to these potent effects, Strawberry Banana is an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, stress, depression, and appetite loss. Strawberry Banana has a memorable aroma of sweet tropical strawberry and a taste of tropical strawberry with a sweet banana exhale. Sweet Banana buds have oversized fluffy popcorn-shaped bright neon green nugs that are spattered with long and twisty dark orange hairs. These nugs are caked in a thick layer of huge crystal white trichomes and sweet sticky resin.
Strawberry Cough 🍓
Seeking solace? Strawberry Cough whispers promises of relief from life's anxieties and the weight of daily stresses. For growers, this strain is a rewarding challenge, blossoming generously under a watchful eye.
Dare to indulge? Strawberry Cough isn't just a strain; it's a journey of berry-infused wonder and exhilaration.