Birthday Cake Kush (AAA+) $80/oz
Light up, inhale and blow out the candles, Birthday Cake Kush and it’s sweet vanilla taste are here to give you a warm, fuzzy buzz. At about 24% THC level, Birthday Cake is a 50/50 strain, leaning a touch on the indica side for my tastes, made from the Cherry Pie and insanely famous Girl Scout strains Cookies, the feeling is one of mellowness and good vibes.
The buds themselves are a forest green, a little lighter and less dense than some of the other super heavy kushes. A frostiness covers the buds playing on the cake namesake. Inhaling deeply from bag of heart shaped nuggets, here is the absence of the gassiness of the diesels, replaced by the sweeter skunkiness and a hint of sweet vanilla. You will notice deep purple hues mixed within the buds, sticky but not the resin secreting ones that leave your fingers feeling honey dipped.
Upon grinding the chronic is a nice consistency, that lends itself all manners of consumption, whether it be vaporizing, in a joint, or a bowl. The birthday cake is good for all occasions.
We Smokin’
- The taste is pleasant, the sweet and nutty aroma from the buds carries through as you smoke.
- Burns nicely, the smell from the smoke is mild. The burn is white and clean. Make some smoke donuts.
- Doesn’t make one hack, even the deepest pulls only produce mild coughs.
- Really enjoyable in a pipe, feel sophisticated as you get your buzz.
- The high creeps over you, giving you a warm fuzzy hug, taking away any feelings of stress and/or anxiety within the first 4-5 tokes.
Recommended Practical Uses
- Stress Reduction – After a long day, taking on your own problems and of those around you. A slice of birthday cake is the perfect way to unwind. Giving you the warm buzz, and a relaxing vibe, but not putting you to sleep. Birthday cake will allow you to melt away the problems of the day, but still enjoy those activities that you enjoy.
- Anxiety Inhibitor – as long as you’re not one who gets anxious from not getting the right dosage in your cannabis intake, the birthday cake will allow your mind to blow out the problems of the day. The focus you have will be on whatever you put in front of you, whether it be a video game, a book, or a movie.
- Physical Relaxation – It’s hard to feel the tensions of the day, when you’ve had your candles blown out. Birthday cake will let your physical ailments melt away with a buzz.
Birthday Plans
- Birthdays are fun with loved ones. Grab a bud-dy and get some cake and go on a hike. Don’t light that candle until you reach the top though, then enjoy the view, and a fuzzy descent back to everyday life.
- Watching comedies, with its serious, but not weighted blanket style high. It’s easy to get couch lock with the birthday cake, so just chill out and watch some of your favourite silly shows.
- Sitting with a book or in a park. The high from birthday cake is strong, but not overpowering to the point where you can’t still enjoy losing yourself in the world of whatever pages you are turning these days.
Some Birthday Warnings
- While not as heavy as some as the other kushes and diesels. Birthday cake is a motivation reducer, so get the day’s deeds done beforehand.
- The buzz from having a birthday may linger into the morning, so if you have an early wake up call the next day, don’t have too much cake!!!
- If you having a birthday party, enjoy responsibly, and have lots of snacks.
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